DREAM CATCHER

Holly crap! when was the last time I wrote one of these? about 10 years ago?mmm , no I see the last entry was 2017..but ONE entry only..before that..it was 10 years!! Well, it's 2020, and here we are in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. I'm back in South Florida, moved to Fort Lauderdale by myself, have a new job as a full time Graphic Designer..and so...yup!... well here it goes. Last night...as I told it to a friend on Whatsapp: [11:50 AM, 4/24/2020] Rob: there was some sort of epidemic happening... [11:51 AM, 4/24/2020] Rob: and it consisted of 2 bugs coming out of your body (roaches) during the night [11:52 AM, 4/24/2020] Rob: so there is this injection or what not that you put on so that when you wake up, both roaches show up dead, if you don't take it, then they do appear, but alive inside your pants or crawling around you [11:53 AM, 4/24/2020] Rob: i think i didn't have the shot so when i was awake i was like itching all over and i felt one by my legs so i ...

Last night I dreamt I got tennis ball implants in my butt. I wanna give credit to the Kardashians and all the worthless news about them that keep popping in the media. Everywhere you look, there they are🤦🏼(why don't we have a male icon for this, smh)

I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHLE...JULY 19, 2010 Crazy dream I tell you. Not sure how it started but we get a call ..oh wait...ok ok wow I remember. We were in Punta Hermosa, a beach in Peru and I drove my car to the beach house (but my car is really here in Miami). Anyway, the next morning I see my car missing. Dammit! someone stole it! grr, should've known better...For some reason I was not too upset, and had in mind that the insurance will replace it, but still...it would not be the same :( So we are doing a mini search, I call the police and they say that today they are not working for some reason, and that tomorrow Sunday, they don't work either. So I'm like , great! How do I stop the thief from leaving? we gotta tell the guy at the gate to not le anyone out of the beach community! But that wasn't gonna work, I'm sure they're goning to be long gone by now. What are they gonan do with a Mercury in Peru anyway? Oh yea, use the Ford parts to sell $%^&*^$#@@$ Then...

So I thought id go with my cousins and my mom to the mall to buy me some clothes, man I kept looking and looking and couldn’t find any good clothes I felt like we were at that store for hours just going in circles looking at clothes but wait im so glad we stayed because look at that Michael Jackson is doing a secret performance at the store! Waaaah?? Wait, isn’t he gone? Like no longer here on this earth but wait he’s here and he came back to do a secret concert o man were so lucky lol. So mikey comes out and the lights go dim and he moonwalks to the front and the music comes on and he starts singing the way you make me feel heeeh. O man this is awesome but theres so many people at the front I cant get near him hes wearing all black or blueish with a hat and his hair kinda covers his face so its hard to see him. So someohow I get to the front and I can see his face im looking at his nose and im like o man its him yea look at his nose o wow his nose looks better in person than it does ...

SPECIAL TANATS DREAM APPEARANCE- The Tanats had a dream to share. Here is our instant message conversation of that episode as he told it to me (edited) I am ROBOTO, he is Danny September 30, 2009 Daniel says : so yea so we start chatting it up with palin but she had noticed before we talked to her we were making fun of her Daniel says : so we go up to her and were like o wat u opening here and shes like oh its my store can i open a store here? like with an attitude lol and were like o ok watever so we keep talking and shes still talking to us and then u go to her ooh so u mad cus u got beat by obama? Daniel says : but I didnt hear u said obama to me it sounded like u said count chocula LOL so i was like wait did u just say count chocula? LOL and u were like waat?? no man lol and we both start cracking up about count chocula Daniel says : and we start laughing so hard were both on the floor we cant even get up from laughing so hard and im thinking o man i hope palin dont think...

November 6, 2009..wow it's been a while... So me and the Tanats (my friend and co-worker, Danny) we are sitting at this table ready to tour 'the city', whatever that city is...seems he came to visit Peru . So then our other friend comes to the table and says "Oh hey Tanats, you seen that new phone that stays on 911 calls in case of emergencies?, nice" And we are like .."um yea all phones actually stay stuck to an emergency call, its standard", But he's like "NO NO I mean THIS phone does that " and we're like " Yeah, man, they all do" ..but again he goes..."No noooo I mean like ...ok watch...this phone will dial 911 automatically if it , say, is on fire or being submerged in water because that means the owner must be burning in flames or drowning, check it out" So he grabs his hamburger, takes it out of the buns and wraps it around the phone. Me and Tanats look at each other and I'm like..."Dude, you...

FROM NOW ON I'M TYPING MY DREAMS MORE LIKE WHEN I DO THE FIRST DRAFT, WITH NO GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS, AS IF I WAS JUST TELLING YOU THE STORY DIRECTLY FOR THE FIRST TIME..., WELL I'VE BEEN DOING THAT A BIT BEFORE, BUT NOW IS FULL ON! October 13, 2009 I'm studying some sort of code or ancient indigenous language...I'm at my house in Miami. My neighbor comes out. He seems to be studying too. Its not for school...but its to get some sort of title...we are outside reading the book but we have to head to the office for the certification to take the test...in there I meet a few people. The hot blonde neighbor and her friend, yea been checking that out...then this other girl...she is cute, brunette, a little thick, but cute...we trip over the blondes on purpose and start convo but the brunette seems more into us..or me?...anywho...my neighbor turns into some one else...not like morphing but rather his character in this dream is now another person. So we finally get our number......

September 22, 2009 I'm getting in my car and suddenly become 'retarded'...when I'm getting out , I can't take out the radio, and I go into the class...and there's this 'special place' because I'm late and I can't act normal and so we are terminated. So this mafia comes out and they are going to shoot me, but I know I'm THE ONE, and so I put on an afro wig and run away. I got shot in the legs, do the monkey in the stairs and try to control myself. I'm driving and trees are falling. I'm about to fall into the abyss, but I make it, I know they won't catch me. I end up telling the story to my sister and that's when I see the bullets in my legs. Then I'm getting payed to rob money and so we hassle the people: there we are by teh beach and take a friend's money, but we act all tough and tell him just to play along because 'the boss' is watching. The boss is a small break dancing midget known as "Little ...

September 18th, 2009 I was in the bus in real life...fell asleep..this is my dream I dreamt I was in a tour bus. There was a hot chick, well... mostly her body. I drop my phone, she picks it up and puts her number. We get to the station. Walk out and we are staying at this awesome room where my dad usually stays...and it's like a freaking house with a basketball court and all...so this guy is there and he says it is HIS house. Outside I find a Nissan Z . There is a party at the house...and then, we are racing or chasing something in the Z...weeeeird..oh and our middle school was atop a hill....more like cliffs...going down there is a bit terrain...like our house with a huge backyard and like..the hell? all these people came...the biggest party in the country...it's like an hacienda. Then this guy loads up a bomp and presses the button, falls right on the ground and everyone leaves..wohooo!!

September 7, 2009 -- Happy Labor Day!! I was a magician for rich people. I could separate the real diamonds from fake ones and make hamsters dissapear! Apparently back in the day I had introduced the program to my friend Mike, called Flash , which is used many times for animation and games. Today a package arrived at my house. It was a video. I was not paying attention when the video started but my sister said a word and the video responded!... I go close to the TV and I say my name...the video responded "Roberto, profile accepted"...I was like whaaa?, I think this is a mesage to me from my friend Mike, from back in the day...has he been kidnapped?...So I see an intro video...it seemed the were aliens attackign and ...Ooo...wait..oooh, this is a video game!!! Mike had finally finished his project and was so kind to send me a copy...damn this game is pretty good!

Wednesday August 26, 2009 "...hosts from my favorite radio station are talking about the "Rollercoaster Tour". They've been going to different cities and meeting their audience while riding coasters and enjoying the different meals the fairs have to offer. I am at one of the fairs with them but then I arrive at a water park...why am I wearing Speedos?...For some reason I KNOW I'm wearing them but I don't mind, ha!...and then...I'm wearing nothing! dangling dangling doooo! oops!, yeah that feels better. We are going up the ladder and then we have to pick between the right or the left water slide...one is slow and the other is high and fast... man! I'm not too font of this kinda sutff but I know I've done the faster kind before, and I know that it will go so fast that it'll be over before I know it...so I take that one...ahhhh!! that was scary...oof!!!.. we leave the park and I'm driving my Eclipse...and it dies...it stopped working and when...

Saturday August 22, 2009 "...ok so I tried this new thing where as soon as I wake up I press record on my "Voice Memo" feature on my phone and review the stuff I dreamt about...hmm well that worked out OK because although I have the 'heading' to each section of my dreams, it's been two days and it is NOW that I am writing it down so I kinda forgot hehe. Well I remember being a school supply store... but it had a gym. I was with my cousin Jose, who does graphic design, and we were getting materials that involved CMYK colors (cyan, magenta, yellow, black) which are very "IN" now. I don't know what the hell we were getting but we were running around also, hiding... again doing some spy work. I am behind a copy machine... a blonde lady is coming out of an office, it seems she has some secret and we are going to find out! ...ok let's see here.. I see I recorded in a very sleepy voice "getting Disney Channel with Karina (my cou...

Thursday August 20, 2009 "...part of what I remember is seeing "HIGHWAY". Looots and lots of highways; you know, like all the main highways and turnpikes crossing each other and looping around, typical Miami road system. I'm on my way back to Peru, somehow it seems I keep traveling back and forth...niiiiice. So I'm packing and my departure time is 8:30pm. I put in my bag whatever I had left from my initial trip to Peru...the "left overs" hehe. I'm going downstairs... oh man I just remembered I'm in my old Peruvian house (which is now demolished, thanks to everyone in Peru who now wants to make apartment buildings)..oh here's a pic I actually took a few weeks ago, so sad, my dad had it built at his specifications...and now it's gone! DO NOT show this to my dad, he'll die! ha! Ok so I'm heading downstairs in my Peruvian house from umm, from Miami and I realize I'm already late...crap how am I gonna get there in time now. I can...

Tuesday August 18, 2009 ..."a very sunny day we are playing soccer, I see that my friend Carlo is there too...he is the goalie. He's Peruvian like me, but moved to the States a few years ago. Actually I met him there. I find myself now in a sort of Circut City store...they got big flat screen TVs and...what is this? blue plastic furniture for living rooms? Yeah, they have this blue plastic chair, like the ones you get for your backyard to sit at a BBQ. But these are like two seaters, and 4 seaters, like actual living room couches. I'm about to buy those but apparently those are MY chairs from MY living room...(no I really don't have those at home) So hell nah, I ain't paying for that! But the seller guy is saying I must pay for it... ey guy, NO, these are mine!..why are they here anyway? He keeps saying I have to pay...then I also see some furniture made out of stone...with fungus in it...like funguzide stone chairs...ewww. So now I...

Monday August 17, 2009 "...I'm walking down the school hall. A friend tries to call on me. It seems I'm late for something and the only way to get to my car at the parking lot is by taking the secret passage only known to selected students and those teachers that are wizards. Did I just become Harry Potter?! I enter this big metallic door and close it. Inside the room I find this other door that is the secret passage...although I see it right in front of my face. My friend keeps calling on me and enters the room. All he sees is a room, just a regular room. So I reach the other end and open the door. I see my yellow Eclipse parked there and I remember "oh wait, I forgot something" I turn around and try to open the door but some dude is already there trying to open it. He looks at me and goes "nah man I can't come back either...it's one way only" :( Dammit!...I head to go to my car and he heads towards his. He needed to get some shoes or something...

Thursday August 13, 2009 "...wow, this is different...I see myself in Toys "R" Us , I'm looking for something...a celebrity appears...am I always searching for something with celebrities? The heck, I just noticed that...then I'm outside of the store. Crawled outside through some ducts. I must be a spy of some sort, ha!...so when I say outside I mean in the back where they load everything up in the warehouse. I hear a conversation. The CEO s of the store is talking...something's going down and they don't want anyone to know. They almost heard me, but didn't. At this point I'm stuck somewhere on the main part of an 18 wheeler. They are about to start the car and I cant get out. I'm like "crap, if they drive off, I'm gonna tear myself in 2!" At the end it seems this mystery got solved, although I'm clueless to what it was. Then I'm in my apartment and it's laid out differently. Seems the kitchen moved to the master bedro...

Wednesday August 12, 2009 The hell man, I keep forgetting my dreams...I know I had one. I guess I should stop snoozing from 8 to 9.30 am . Guess you can forget like that. Later that afternoon... Oh I took a nap.......and turned into a 5 hour sleep....buuuuut I cant remember my dream. My day was standard

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 The hell is this? Lion King combined with a crappy class reunion where I keep bouncing around as if I was in the moon? "...I don't remember the lion part that much... was I a lion? no wait, was I hunting a lion?...we were in some sort of canyon, u know rocky stuff, and we were being trained. We were looking for something as well. Then the time came and we had to go retrieve something, ugh I don't even wanna force myself into thinking about it but anyway...the other stuff was like a mini class reunion and it was with my class here in Peru, class of 98. My cous (she's in our class) sent out some Facebook invitations, from one day to the other so we can all meet up. I was like "wha? no one's gonna go from one day to another?", but at the same time I knew everyone was gonna go because,well I guess just because without making any sense...of course. So everyone replies "yes" to going. We show up there, and the teacher who was ...

Sunday August 9, 2009 oh man why was Justin Timberlake in my dream? ..oh wait waiiiiit, now I remember haha, I was watching Saturday Night Life last night and he was hosting. Some pretty funny 'bleeeep'! Damn, I'm so pissed I didn't finish watching it... "... first me and my best friend find something rotten going down in my old Miami Lakes neighborhood. Wow, I moved out of that house when I was 17! Why am I there? Who knows... So we decide to go see what was going on at this guys house. They also wanted to pay us for some service...I guess we were getting involved in some sort of neighborhood mob and we didn't even know it! So we got kinda pist and decide to steal their mini horses...yea I wouldn't t say ponies because they actually looked like portable horses...dwarf horses? I don't know. So we are riding them around the neighborhood and we get to the mall. They were chasing us so we decide to blend in by entering t...

Saturday, August 08, 2009 This one is backwards. I tell you what I did during the day and THEN the dream because I had a dream when I took a nap in the afternoon haha Went to visit las abuelas (the grandmothers , just like Thursday) and ate lunch there. I had no real hangover. Decided to do the "only beer" night, and that worked. Aside from the fact that I took aspirin and anti heart burn medicine at the end of the night before going to bed. Great success! But after eating lunch at las abuelas's house we all decided to take a nap...actually we all passed out in the living room, seriously we all did...but then everyone woke up and went to their beds. I was left alone in the living room ..and I HAD A DREAM!!! "...ok I'm only remember like little pieces of it. I was taking a taxi to my grandma's house and on the way I ask the driver, "hey can we rent the taxis", and he's like "yeah" and I'm like "but does it cost like all throu...