Last night I dreamt I got tennis ball implants in my butt. I wanna give credit to the Kardashians and all the worthless news about them that keep popping in the media. Everywhere you look, there they are🤦🏼(why don't we have a male icon for this, smh)
touring the city, giant hamsters, annoying girls
November 6, 2009..wow it's been a while...
So me and the Tanats (my friend and co-worker, Danny) we are sitting at this table ready to tour 'the city', whatever that city is...seems he came to visit Peru . So then our other friend comes to the table and says "Oh hey Tanats, you seen that new phone that stays on 911 calls in case of emergencies?, nice" And we are like .."um yea all phones actually stay stuck to an emergency call, its standard", But he's like "NO NO I mean THIS phone does that " and we're like " Yeah, man, they all do" ..but again he goes..."No noooo I mean like ...ok watch...this phone will dial 911 automatically if it , say, is on fire or being submerged in water because that means the owner must be burning in flames or drowning, check it out" So he grabs his hamburger, takes it out of the buns and wraps it around the phone. Me and Tanats look at each other and I'm like..."Dude, you...
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