DREAM CATCHER

Last night I dreamt I got tennis ball implants in my butt. I wanna give credit to the Kardashians and all the worthless news about them that keep popping in the media. Everywhere you look, there they are🤦🏼(why don't we have a male icon for this, smh)

I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHLE...JULY 19, 2010 Crazy dream I tell you. Not sure how it started but we get a call ..oh wait...ok ok wow I remember. We were in Punta Hermosa, a beach in Peru and I drove my car to the beach house (but my car is really here in Miami). Anyway, the next morning I see my car missing. Dammit! someone stole it! grr, should've known better...For some reason I was not too upset, and had in mind that the insurance will replace it, but still...it would not be the same :( So we are doing a mini search, I call the police and they say that today they are not working for some reason, and that tomorrow Sunday, they don't work either. So I'm like , great! How do I stop the thief from leaving? we gotta tell the guy at the gate to not le anyone out of the beach community! But that wasn't gonna work, I'm sure they're goning to be long gone by now. What are they gonan do with a Mercury in Peru anyway? Oh yea, use the Ford parts to sell $%^&*^$#@@$ Then

So I thought id go with my cousins and my mom to the mall to buy me some clothes, man I kept looking and looking and couldn’t find any good clothes I felt like we were at that store for hours just going in circles looking at clothes but wait im so glad we stayed because look at that Michael Jackson is doing a secret performance at the store! Waaaah?? Wait, isn’t he gone? Like no longer here on this earth but wait he’s here and he came back to do a secret concert o man were so lucky lol. So mikey comes out and the lights go dim and he moonwalks to the front and the music comes on and he starts singing the way you make me feel heeeh. O man this is awesome but theres so many people at the front I cant get near him hes wearing all black or blueish with a hat and his hair kinda covers his face so its hard to see him. So someohow I get to the front and I can see his face im looking at his nose and im like o man its him yea look at his nose o wow his nose looks better in person than it does

SPECIAL TANATS DREAM APPEARANCE- The Tanats had a dream to share. Here is our instant message conversation of that episode as he told it to me (edited) I am ROBOTO, he is Danny September 30, 2009 Daniel says : so yea so we start chatting it up with palin but she had noticed before we talked to her we were making fun of her Daniel says : so we go up to her and were like o wat u opening here and shes like oh its my store can i open a store here? like with an attitude lol and were like o ok watever so we keep talking and shes still talking to us and then u go to her ooh so u mad cus u got beat by obama? Daniel says : but I didnt hear u said obama to me it sounded like u said count chocula LOL so i was like wait did u just say count chocula? LOL and u were like waat?? no man lol and we both start cracking up about count chocula Daniel says : and we start laughing so hard were both on the floor we cant even get up from laughing so hard and im thinking o man i hope palin dont think

November 6, 2009..wow it's been a while... So me and the Tanats (my friend and co-worker, Danny) we are sitting at this table ready to tour 'the city', whatever that city is...seems he came to visit Peru . So then our other friend comes to the table and says "Oh hey Tanats, you seen that new phone that stays on 911 calls in case of emergencies?, nice" And we are like .."um yea all phones actually stay stuck to an emergency call, its standard", But he's like "NO NO I mean THIS phone does that " and we're like " Yeah, man, they all do" ..but again he goes..."No noooo I mean like ...ok watch...this phone will dial 911 automatically if it , say, is on fire or being submerged in water because that means the owner must be burning in flames or drowning, check it out" So he grabs his hamburger, takes it out of the buns and wraps it around the phone. Me and Tanats look at each other and I'm like..."Dude, you&

FROM NOW ON I'M TYPING MY DREAMS MORE LIKE WHEN I DO THE FIRST DRAFT, WITH NO GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS, AS IF I WAS JUST TELLING YOU THE STORY DIRECTLY FOR THE FIRST TIME..., WELL I'VE BEEN DOING THAT A BIT BEFORE, BUT NOW IS FULL ON! October 13, 2009 I'm studying some sort of code or ancient indigenous language...I'm at my house in Miami. My neighbor comes out. He seems to be studying too. Its not for school...but its to get some sort of title...we are outside reading the book but we have to head to the office for the certification to take the test...in there I meet a few people. The hot blonde neighbor and her friend, yea been checking that out...then this other girl...she is cute, brunette, a little thick, but cute...we trip over the blondes on purpose and start convo but the brunette seems more into us..or me?...anywho...my neighbor turns into some one else...not like morphing but rather his character in this dream is now another person. So we finally get our number...