DREAM CATCHER

September 22, 2009 I'm getting in my car and suddenly become 'retarded'...when I'm getting out , I can't take out the radio, and I go into the class...and there's this 'special place' because I'm late and I can't act normal and so we are terminated. So this mafia comes out and they are going to shoot me, but I know I'm THE ONE, and so I put on an afro wig and run away. I got shot in the legs, do the monkey in the stairs and try to control myself. I'm driving and trees are falling. I'm about to fall into the abyss, but I make it, I know they won't catch me. I end up telling the story to my sister and that's when I see the bullets in my legs. Then I'm getting payed to rob money and so we hassle the people: there we are by teh beach and take a friend's money, but we act all tough and tell him just to play along because 'the boss' is watching. The boss is a small break dancing midget known as "Little ...

September 18th, 2009 I was in the bus in real life...fell asleep..this is my dream I dreamt I was in a tour bus. There was a hot chick, well... mostly her body. I drop my phone, she picks it up and puts her number. We get to the station. Walk out and we are staying at this awesome room where my dad usually stays...and it's like a freaking house with a basketball court and all...so this guy is there and he says it is HIS house. Outside I find a Nissan Z . There is a party at the house...and then, we are racing or chasing something in the Z...weeeeird..oh and our middle school was atop a hill....more like cliffs...going down there is a bit terrain...like our house with a huge backyard and like..the hell? all these people came...the biggest party in the country...it's like an hacienda. Then this guy loads up a bomp and presses the button, falls right on the ground and everyone leaves..wohooo!!

September 7, 2009 -- Happy Labor Day!! I was a magician for rich people. I could separate the real diamonds from fake ones and make hamsters dissapear! Apparently back in the day I had introduced the program to my friend Mike, called Flash , which is used many times for animation and games. Today a package arrived at my house. It was a video. I was not paying attention when the video started but my sister said a word and the video responded!... I go close to the TV and I say my name...the video responded "Roberto, profile accepted"...I was like whaaa?, I think this is a mesage to me from my friend Mike, from back in the day...has he been kidnapped?...So I see an intro video...it seemed the were aliens attackign and ...Ooo...wait..oooh, this is a video game!!! Mike had finally finished his project and was so kind to send me a copy...damn this game is pretty good!

Wednesday August 26, 2009 "...hosts from my favorite radio station are talking about the "Rollercoaster Tour". They've been going to different cities and meeting their audience while riding coasters and enjoying the different meals the fairs have to offer. I am at one of the fairs with them but then I arrive at a water park...why am I wearing Speedos?...For some reason I KNOW I'm wearing them but I don't mind, ha!...and then...I'm wearing nothing! dangling dangling doooo! oops!, yeah that feels better. We are going up the ladder and then we have to pick between the right or the left water slide...one is slow and the other is high and fast... man! I'm not too font of this kinda sutff but I know I've done the faster kind before, and I know that it will go so fast that it'll be over before I know it...so I take that one...ahhhh!! that was scary...oof!!!.. we leave the park and I'm driving my Eclipse...and it dies...it stopped working and when...

Saturday August 22, 2009 "...ok so I tried this new thing where as soon as I wake up I press record on my "Voice Memo" feature on my phone and review the stuff I dreamt about...hmm well that worked out OK because although I have the 'heading' to each section of my dreams, it's been two days and it is NOW that I am writing it down so I kinda forgot hehe. Well I remember being a school supply store... but it had a gym. I was with my cousin Jose, who does graphic design, and we were getting materials that involved CMYK colors (cyan, magenta, yellow, black) which are very "IN" now. I don't know what the hell we were getting but we were running around also, hiding... again doing some spy work. I am behind a copy machine... a blonde lady is coming out of an office, it seems she has some secret and we are going to find out! ...ok let's see here.. I see I recorded in a very sleepy voice "getting Disney Channel with Karina (my cou...

Thursday August 20, 2009 "...part of what I remember is seeing "HIGHWAY". Looots and lots of highways; you know, like all the main highways and turnpikes crossing each other and looping around, typical Miami road system. I'm on my way back to Peru, somehow it seems I keep traveling back and forth...niiiiice. So I'm packing and my departure time is 8:30pm. I put in my bag whatever I had left from my initial trip to Peru...the "left overs" hehe. I'm going downstairs... oh man I just remembered I'm in my old Peruvian house (which is now demolished, thanks to everyone in Peru who now wants to make apartment buildings)..oh here's a pic I actually took a few weeks ago, so sad, my dad had it built at his specifications...and now it's gone! DO NOT show this to my dad, he'll die! ha! Ok so I'm heading downstairs in my Peruvian house from umm, from Miami and I realize I'm already late...crap how am I gonna get there in time now. I can...

Tuesday August 18, 2009 ..."a very sunny day we are playing soccer, I see that my friend Carlo is there too...he is the goalie. He's Peruvian like me, but moved to the States a few years ago. Actually I met him there. I find myself now in a sort of Circut City store...they got big flat screen TVs and...what is this? blue plastic furniture for living rooms? Yeah, they have this blue plastic chair, like the ones you get for your backyard to sit at a BBQ. But these are like two seaters, and 4 seaters, like actual living room couches. I'm about to buy those but apparently those are MY chairs from MY living room...(no I really don't have those at home) So hell nah, I ain't paying for that! But the seller guy is saying I must pay for it... ey guy, NO, these are mine!..why are they here anyway? He keeps saying I have to pay...then I also see some furniture made out of stone...with fungus in it...like funguzide stone chairs...ewww. So now I...