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magic tricks and video games

September 7, 2009 -- Happy Labor Day!! I was a magician for rich people. I could separate the real diamonds from fake ones and make hamsters dissapear! Apparently back in the day I had introduced the program to my friend Mike, called Flash , which is used many times for animation and games. Today a package arrived at my house. It was a video. I was not paying attention when the video started but my sister said a word and the video responded!... I go close to the TV and I say my name...the video responded "Roberto, profile accepted"...I was like whaaa?, I think this is a mesage to me from my friend Mike, from back in the day...has he been kidnapped?...So I see an intro video...it seemed the were aliens attackign and ...Ooo...wait..oooh, this is a video game!!! Mike had finally finished his project and was so kind to send me a copy...damn this game is pretty good!

radio station, my car dies, water park, magic trick, no list,magic trick, slapping Kanye, drving my mom home in my eclipse,fake buttrer medicine, the

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Wednesday August 26, 2009 "...hosts from my favorite radio station are talking about the "Rollercoaster Tour". They've been going to different cities and meeting their audience while riding coasters and enjoying the different meals the fairs have to offer. I am at one of the fairs with them but then I arrive at a water park...why am I wearing Speedos?...For some reason I KNOW I'm wearing them but I don't mind, ha!...and then...I'm wearing nothing! dangling dangling doooo! oops!, yeah that feels better. We are going up the ladder and then we have to pick between the right or the left water slide...one is slow and the other is high and fast... man! I'm not too font of this kinda sutff but I know I've done the faster kind before, and I know that it will go so fast that it'll be over before I know it...so I take that one...ahhhh!! that was scary...oof!!!.. we leave the park and I'm driving my Eclipse...and it dies...it stopped working and when...

CMYK, Disney, people throwing knife, eating pizza, $3 bucks ,poop on me

Saturday August 22, 2009 "...ok so I tried this new thing where as soon as I wake up I press record on my "Voice Memo" feature on my phone and review the stuff I dreamt about...hmm well that worked out OK because although I have the 'heading' to each section of my dreams, it's been two days and it is NOW that I am writing it down so I kinda forgot hehe. Well I remember being a school supply store... but it had a gym. I was with my cousin Jose, who does graphic design, and we were getting materials that involved CMYK colors (cyan, magenta, yellow, black) which are very "IN" now. I don't know what the hell we were getting but we were running around also, hiding... again doing some spy work. I am behind a copy machine... a blonde lady is coming out of an office, it seems she has some secret and we are going to find out! ...ok let's see here.. I see I recorded in a very sleepy voice "getting Disney Channel with Karina (my cou...

crossing highways, friends waiting forever, taxi for $40, when's the plane leaving?

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Thursday August 20, 2009 "...part of what I remember is seeing "HIGHWAY". Looots and lots of highways; you know, like all the main highways and turnpikes crossing each other and looping around, typical Miami road system. I'm on my way back to Peru, somehow it seems I keep traveling back and forth...niiiiice. So I'm packing and my departure time is 8:30pm. I put in my bag whatever I had left from my initial trip to Peru...the "left overs" hehe. I'm going downstairs... oh man I just remembered I'm in my old Peruvian house (which is now demolished, thanks to everyone in Peru who now wants to make apartment buildings)..oh here's a pic I actually took a few weeks ago, so sad, my dad had it built at his specifications...and now it's gone! DO NOT show this to my dad, he'll die! ha! Ok so I'm heading downstairs in my Peruvian house from umm, from Miami and I realize I'm already late...crap how am I gonna get there in time now. I can...

elevator of death, odd furniture, Walgreen's, soccer games

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Tuesday August 18, 2009 ..."a very sunny day we are playing soccer, I see that my friend Carlo is there too...he is the goalie. He's Peruvian like me, but moved to the States a few years ago. Actually I met him there. I find myself now in a sort of Circut City store...they got big flat screen TVs and...what is this? blue plastic furniture for living rooms? Yeah, they have this blue plastic chair, like the ones you get for your backyard to sit at a BBQ. But these are like two seaters, and 4 seaters, like actual living room couches. I'm about to buy those but apparently those are MY chairs from MY living room...(no I really don't have those at home) So hell nah, I ain't paying for that! But the seller guy is saying I must pay for it... ey guy, NO, these are mine!..why are they here anyway? He keeps saying I have to pay...then I also see some furniture made out of stone...with fungus in it...like funguzide stone chairs...ewww. So now I...

implanted chips in body, secret passages, naked..again.., walking in the streets, walking by grandmas, eating cake, children in English, trip sign up

Monday August 17, 2009 "...I'm walking down the school hall. A friend tries to call on me. It seems I'm late for something and the only way to get to my car at the parking lot is by taking the secret passage only known to selected students and those teachers that are wizards. Did I just become Harry Potter?! I enter this big metallic door and close it. Inside the room I find this other door that is the secret passage...although I see it right in front of my face. My friend keeps calling on me and enters the room. All he sees is a room, just a regular room. So I reach the other end and open the door. I see my yellow Eclipse parked there and I remember "oh wait, I forgot something" I turn around and try to open the door but some dude is already there trying to open it. He looks at me and goes "nah man I can't come back either...it's one way only" :( Dammit!...I head to go to my car and he heads towards his. He needed to get some shoes or something...

toys R us, acting in movies, sharks, and people pierced by big sticks

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Thursday August 13, 2009 "...wow, this is different...I see myself in Toys "R" Us , I'm looking for something...a celebrity appears...am I always searching for something with celebrities? The heck, I just noticed that...then I'm outside of the store. Crawled outside through some ducts. I must be a spy of some sort, ha!...so when I say outside I mean in the back where they load everything up in the warehouse. I hear a conversation. The CEO s of the store is talking...something's going down and they don't want anyone to know. They almost heard me, but didn't. At this point I'm stuck somewhere on the main part of an 18 wheeler. They are about to start the car and I cant get out. I'm like "crap, if they drive off, I'm gonna tear myself in 2!" At the end it seems this mystery got solved, although I'm clueless to what it was. Then I'm in my apartment and it's laid out differently. Seems the kitchen moved to the master bedro...